Somewhere in the world there is a man.
this man has a knife, and he’s just hangin out.
21 feet away from you.
Try going for a walk in the park.. WRONG BITCH! HE IS 21 feet away, Just Hangin Out.
My day is fucking ruined by this dude.
So don’t get close to anyone. Stay at least 30 feet away from every single person you can find. As if they have a knife, you will be stabbed.
Then I saw this.
Fuck. We are all fucked. Knife Guys will be getting me from 121 feet away.
I give up, I’m going to hide from these knife guys.
Oh.. nothing to worry about. That dude just lost the fight against a piece of cardboard. In fact, he lost his goddamn “peanut” as it were.
