World of Warcraft Story

Someone stole my WoW account that I haven’t touched in a few months. I found out when I got some emails letting me me know that

1. They bought the expansion pack
2. They were banned for farming
3. That I can recover my account

I did so, slapped my authenticator back on, and Blizzard restored all my gear.  The farmer had been working pretty busily too.

I now have 60 Thorium and 60 Mithril, which isn’t that big of a deal, but my mining skill went from 40 to 525 and they leveled me to 83 and didn’t spend any talent points.

So my WoW account got hacked and here is what I got out of it:

• 3 levels
• A $40 expansion pack
• A free month
• maxed out mining skill
• some gold for in the game

I still am not feeling like being active in WoW, as I don’t feel like relearning how to Death Knight, or any of the other classes, as I have spent too much time in WoW and I can’t stand to deal with any of it any more.

 

Organs

A friend wondered ”What is the most rad human organ?” one day. I gave it some thinking.  I then realized that the lungs are the most rad human organ.  It’s simple. Lungs get air. Air is awesome. BAM.

He also wondered ”what is the most intense human organ?” and I know that one too, it’s the pineal gland. Yeah. You know that shit.

A Jersey Shore Story

Ronnie was walking down the boardwalk, when shit got real.

Some bro was trying to start shit so Ronnie showed his fucking shit.  Had to show who runs the fucking shore. Who the fucking boss is (not Tony Danza fucker)

so he went all “COME AT ME BRO!”

The bitch fired back with the proven counter response “No bro! Come at me!”

“No Bro, Come at me!” “No, Come at me bro!” their mindwar being so fucking hardcore. They were all making poses and raising fists at each other to show their hardness.

“Come in me bro!” said Ronnie. He fucking kicked it up to double-down-gay-dare, only the biggest loser-fag would back down from that shit.

Late to the party on this.

Somewhere in the world there is a man.

this man has a knife, and he’s just hangin out.

21 feet away from you.

Try going for a walk in the park.. WRONG BITCH! HE IS 21 feet away, Just Hangin Out.

My day is fucking ruined by this dude.

So don’t get close to anyone.  Stay at least 30 feet away from every single person you can find.  As if they have a knife, you will be stabbed.

Then I saw this.

Fuck.  We are all fucked.  Knife Guys will be getting me from 121 feet away.

I give up, I’m going to hide from these knife guys.

Oh.. nothing to worry about.  That dude just lost the fight against a piece of cardboard.  In fact, he lost his goddamn “peanut” as it were.