A Jersey Shore Story

Ronnie was walking down the boardwalk, when shit got real.

Some bro was trying to start shit so Ronnie showed his fucking shit.  Had to show who runs the fucking shore. Who the fucking boss is (not Tony Danza fucker)

so he went all “COME AT ME BRO!”

The bitch fired back with the proven counter response “No bro! Come at me!”

“No Bro, Come at me!” “No, Come at me bro!” their mindwar being so fucking hardcore. They were all making poses and raising fists at each other to show their hardness.

“Come in me bro!” said Ronnie. He fucking kicked it up to double-down-gay-dare, only the biggest loser-fag would back down from that shit.

Rock Band RPG

Rock Band 3 was announced today.

It can handle 7 players.

I got the idea to combine playing Rock Band and Tabletop RPGs.  See, my D&D group digs Rock Band, and we may end up with a copy of the 3rd game to play.  So instead of having basically 2 gears, either dice or Rock Band, why not integrate the 2?

Famous Rock Band travels the world playing concerts and fighting evil/solving mysteries.  My main inspirations are Metalocalypse , The Amazing Joy Buzzards, Brutal Legend and Adventure Time.  I also want to have players arguing over what songs to play in-character and bicker over things.

I imagine the things they deal with to be over the top and a bit silly, such as running away from hordes of Fans… that have been turned into Zombies due to the magic of an evil Wizard.  I also want the characters to a bit over the top, like a guy who can headbang so well, his forehead is his primary attack, or a Keyboardist who can hack the Gibson, a character who is such a spoiled popstar they fight via sending a horde of fans into combat in their stead.  A guitar-player who also wields an Axe to murder dudes en masse.  The whole time the band is relaxed and generally taking things in stride, except maybe a character who has common sense.

Brave And The Bold Rules

You have heard of “Batman: The Brave And The Bold”? It’s a kids TV show, that also happens to be the greatest thing ever.  Take the most recent episode “The super batman of planet X” wherein Batman gets teleported though a wormhole.  He was teleported while using his spaceship to fight against space pirates, right?  Then he ends up on another world with a Batman already, this other Batman is the Batman of Zur-En-Ah, just like in the comic books.

Anyhow, on this other world, Batman has super-powers like Superman, and Batman rids the world of crime and the episode is full of amazing Superman jokes and also contains the voice actors from the Superman cartoon.  I HAD A FANGASM.